*has my feelings surgically removed*
donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.
she knew what was up
Holy shit :O
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
what the fuck is a lesbian haircut??
what the fuck is “”“young money”“”
me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!
tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation