kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

(Source: sukish)

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

Aubrey Plaza by Father John Misty

(Source: morbid-eleganza)

congragulation:

"you were named after the bravest man i ever knew, harry potter, jr."

(Source: fckyeahtimmy)

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

(Source: therealsteveharvey)

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

image

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read

" I’m not heartless. I just learned how to use my heart less. "
—(via sherloce)

(Source: my-velvetpouch)