what should i ask for this christmas?
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
“stop having herpes” this is miraculous
this post literally gets me through everything and anything
every. single. time.
WHY IS HALF OF THE WORLD ENGLISH-RETARDED IM LAUGHING SO HARD
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired
Are you fucking serious
no he died in the 5th book
The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN