me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy
Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?
Pop that pussy for Poseidon